this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
