Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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