Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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