Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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