my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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