Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/zjs6
  Replies (31) Good night (852) Bad night (1470)
• Favorite

  (226): View more from Ontario

  can you blame him?

  (519): View more from Ontario

  i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (226): can you blame him? (519): i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT http://tfl.nu/oyzm
  Replies (46) Good night (1623) Bad night (6717)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms??? http://tfl.nu/7lb6
  Replies (32) Good night (5383) Bad night (845)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people http://tfl.nu/t9vq
  Replies (39) Good night (807) Bad night (4916)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me. http://tfl.nu/ql7e
  Replies (19) Good night (4423) Bad night (2088)
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  The beer is more important than you right now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): The beer is more important than you right now. http://tfl.nu/guwa
  Replies (8) Good night (3639) Bad night (1404)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka.. http://tfl.nu/lv2f
  Replies (20) Good night (4608) Bad night (1126)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id? http://tfl.nu/53ps
  Replies (6) Good night (3611) Bad night (874)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you http://tfl.nu/hg35
  Replies (9) Good night (5317) Bad night (980)
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex. http://tfl.nu/kqx4
  Replies (7) Good night (3759) Bad night (1297)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month. http://tfl.nu/gp1m
  Replies (19) Good night (894) Bad night (4484)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life http://tfl.nu/15hg
  Replies (15) Good night (1590) Bad night (731)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do? http://tfl.nu/0iqf
  Replies (5) Good night (771) Bad night (1124)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA. http://tfl.nu/fhl1
  Replies (5) Good night (1164) Bad night (406)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee. http://tfl.nu/5wrf
  Replies (3) Good night (877) Bad night (277)

Randomize