Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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