thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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