D3 body, D1 cock
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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