So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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