Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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