just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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