His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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