One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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