Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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