I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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