Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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