there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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