You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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