i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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