i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Alive.
So much puke
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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