The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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