Well douche your snatch and let's go!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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