he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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