"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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