your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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