We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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