i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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