I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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