It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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