just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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