This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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