Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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