for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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