Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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