I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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