I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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