party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it was like eating out sand paper
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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