Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Randomize
