I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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