In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
