she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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