maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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