did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
