Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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