I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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