i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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