She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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