i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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