There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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