You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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