One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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