reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
third nipple confirmed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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