do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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