It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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