you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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