My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i think i have herpe
just one?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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