i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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