it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
