I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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