Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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